The Google screed-writer’s intentions are different because they are built from widely discredited pseudoscience, and demanding that they be given equal weight with “women are as capable as men” is ludicrous. The debate he wants was already had, and lost, and its losers refuse to admit that or educate themselves.

because Page Six clicked publish, and then i clicked publish

I just noticed that his IG bio reads, “husband to curvy goddess,” so I bop on over to the wife’s IG to see if it said, “wife to dickhead.” It did not.

“I love you in spite of the fact that everyone tells me you’re gross but I’m brave and generous so I stood up to them and married you anyway, even though for the rest of our lives, everyone we ever meet will wonder what I, a skinny man, could possibly see in you, a slightly less skinny woman. But I don’t care about…

He’s 5% as attractive as he thinks he is.

A male feminist walks into a bar

I love this man and his undefined arms and his weird facial hair.

Required reading:

I think I’ve figured out the code: If you give a guy a boner, you’re “curvy.” If you don’t, you’re “fat.”

Also, this.

Just had this convo with my boss.

It’s amazing they got as far as they have given how terrible and obvious their social skills are. It’s like a bunch of lizard people got together and tried to replicate human behavior and oh wait.

In my line of work, people consistently use flattery to try and get somewhere, whether it’s new business, a promotion, or additional funding. Over time, one can easily tell the people that are VERY skilled in their flattery. This guy isn’t, and neither are the endless parade of GOP/ Trump mouthbreathers that have…

Yes, because this is a website about CARS and this story highlights how she used her CAR and her MANUAL TRANSMISSION to escape.

Cara Delevingne is a singer now.

God damned hipsters! Ketchup is all you need, for anything!

My Meyer Lemon tree is one of my favorite purchases. I never thought I could grow citrus in Suburban PA but it’s doing great.