I flunked biology, but I don’t remember anything about men not having intestines. Can anyone confirm/deny?

“We’ve been marooned on this island for 25 years now, but I feel it really needs to be said. Jessica, I don’t like you.”

And yet, there will be hostile glances and whispering behind other girls’ backs. Almost like stabbing each other with pointed sticks, only not quite.

Not quite as bad as that South-Won-the-Civil-War series the Game of Thrones guys are doing. I wish someone would pull the plug on that terrible idea.

It’s from Witches of Eastwick and honestly I’ve never read it (love the movie) so I can’t speak to the context. But it illustrates your point regardless.

Have you seen the scripts and books men write for female characters? No woman thinks about her breasts and body that much throughout the day. Ever. If my breasts are bouncing around, I probably don’t have a good bra. Not because I’m arousing myself and loving the male protagonist’s attention.

They did this movie, it was called Mean Girls and a woman wrote it.

Stars! No, wait...take the conch!

Because why would you want to pay homage to a woman author or have any women involved in a film about young women?

I’d rather see an exact recreation of Mean Girls, but gender swapped.

This is the worst idea I’ve heard since Netflix announced it was doing The Haunting of Hill House as an origin series.

its going to be a train wreck

Why don’t they just make a film of Marianne Wiggin’s “John Dollar,” often described as a female “Lord of the Flies”?

They WILL fuck this up entirely, you know.

Is everyone going to say sorry every time they accidentally bump into one another?

I just hope the girls all get monkey butlers.

Damn, I had to check imdb but he did not play Ross’ son. That would have been good.

He’s not Jughead. He’s the other one.