Technically, if you set a time and day to meet up with someone someplace, it’s a date. It may not be a romantic flowers and special table for two with hopes it will go somewhere date, but you and your pal agree that you’re going to go somewhere together on a certain . . . date . . . it’s a date.

Well, I have never used or even heard the term “pre-date.” Who uses that term? Mainly women? Mainly men? Fairly even?

I’m a mediocre white man and it’s anxiety all the way down, baby.

WHAT IS THIS STORY?! WHO IS THIS MAN?!

Schweiger, his last name is Schweiger. And he was arrested as a teenager for trying to rob a Smoothie King.

Wish I had the confidence of a mediocre white man

Don’t use my last name. But please do broadcast my smug, punchable face on national television!

This seems like a happy ending for all the women involved. They made new friends and avoided spending any more of their precious time on this dick bag. Everyone in this story that I don’t hate wins!

That made me tear up! I don’t like her music, but I root for her. We’re the same age and had our meltdowns around the same time. She seems so sweet.

I don’t want to [bombard] Anna, but I do want them to know…anything they need from me, I’m there for them. I just love [them] both.” 

If you’re sitting at home or in a shelter when the blast goes off, no need to change. Fallout is dust and ash that falls out of the sky after a blast. If you are traveling home or to a safe space after the blast you could potentially be exposed to the radioactive dust and ash. You’d want to remove those clothes to…

No, let’s be honest. A real president with a real cabinet and real advisors would know how to handle the situation.

You know, I have a lot of love for mid-century modern architecture and design, but I was never particularly interested in reliving Cold War nuclear terror. Thanks, Mr. President.

I had to worry about this stuff when I was a kid. No kids should have to deal with those feelings now, but thanks to a stupid percentage of the population of the US, they do.

I’m against online nerd grammar police usually, but this was necessary and good.

That was beautiful grammar nazi shade. Well done.

Well, uh, without details I can only speak in generalities, but . . .

I am incredibly charming and charismatic and am NOT a psychopath thank you very much. All the severed heads in my fridge tell me so.

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