“Helping to make behind closed ovens a thing”

slam away, gentle ariel

Hmmm trying to imagine what headlines would say about my “slams”:

hey world, winter is coming...for you.

She thinks she’s going to win a Senate seat in CALIFORNIA??! In the middle of the Trump backlash???! Is she even aware that last year, the top two finishers in California’s run-off system were both liberal Democrats? What a delusional idiot. God, I can’t stand her!

As a former teen librarian I’m just glad she’s making time to get her summer reading done.

I don’t think you’re alone in your feelings Swan, I frankly can’t fathom teenage nostalgia. It’s like oh remember when I had no agency, I was a boiling miasma of hormones and I didn’t know how to act like a people? That, I’d like to relive that again.

Fucking AMEN. It’s both making me feel old and obsolete and like I somehow did my teen years wrong because I too was horribly dangerously depressed and really pissing me off because I don’t want to think about the bullying, parental verbal and psychological abuse, the cutting, the eating disorder, the insane academic…

So cute, it’s only 9pm where I live and I’ve already given three today. Kids are adorable.

I admire the list for its extreme specificity. Her goal is TWO bjs. That’s ambition.

ALRIGHT! I’ve had enough of this ‘Teen Week’ thing. Seriously, it’s been pissing me off since you Jezebels started it.

Jezebel is a website written by 25 year olds talking about 17 year olds to an audience for 35 year olds. That’s the depressing thing.

Randyland is this amazing place in Pittsburgh owned by an awesome guy named Randy who has painted murals over his entire property and has invited the public in to enjoy his whimsical garden. He would be psyched to know he made this list!! Randy.land

God I’m so glad we are only teenagers once in our lives.

You can blame Republican weasels like Rubio for premium increases under the ACA

Not that I want this shitty GOP bill to pass, and you are absolutely right that by “suffering” that asshat means rich people, but I know plenty of working class folks who are getting killed by their premiums and deductibles. Most folks I know are paying over $1,000 a month for insurance now and have crazy high…

“I’ll be at my desk, _____ in hand!”

“Great evening with President @EmmanuelMacron & Mrs. Macron. Went to Eiffel Tower for dinner. Relationship with France stronger than ever.”