Did you miss the guys doing shirtless dancing on Ellen? And then there was mud wrestling!!!!

WE PAUSED THE DVR, STOOD UP AND APPLAUDED FOR TWO SOLID MINUTES AFTER SHE SAID THAT.

I’m not saying that what you’re saying is not true. I just think you need to understand this: I need a man who when they’re confronted with a difficult situation, they don’t start lying about it. I need someone who owns their mistakes when they’re presented to them. And I gave you time after time after time standing…

People actually comment in message boards about particular shows just to talk about how they don’t watch that show. What’s wrong with THEM?

I am mystified, too. Last night, I hesitantly turned it on. There was an opening bit about a guy dramatically returning to the show. The other guys were talking about kicking his ass. I don’t know if there are opening credits but I did not make it to the 8:03 PM mark.

High school boys, man....I get older, they stay the saaaaaame age.

This is very good advice, but I wonder...why are some of us this way? Is it something we’re born with? The result of some traumatic incident in childhood? I’d really like to know.

Mike Pence: “Stop worrying about unimportant things like climate change, and start thinking of new ways to oppress the gays!”

But I think that might be part of the endemic issue at hand. Why aren’t people caring about my boner? Has my boner done something wrong? It doesn’t feel like its done anything wrong. WHY WON’T PEOPLE CARE ABOUT MY BONER!?

I was also taken aback by that. I can’t believe they kept that bit. And the whole part where he described the line on her forehead and her pausing in the middle of a speech felt incredibly condescending. Like he was about to pat Gal on the head and go “good girl, look at how good your English is!” Ugh.

Ha. This was the palate cleanser I needed after that goddamn review. Jesus Christ.

Jfc. Superman, the superhero who spent a solid 70 years fighting for “truth, justice, and the American way” is an undocumented alien who’s not even from this planet, but somehow no one gives him a hard time about not being “American.” Correctly.

Why is no one getting the joke? Where am I?

Haha, I didn’t even know about the Vulture piece but this is obviously satire.

Before you give this article a hard time thinking that is serious, he’s satirizing the piece they wrote on vulture about WW.

I’ve worked in the medical field for 30 years (including 12 years for a plastic surgery practice), and the idea that electronic medical records are a boon to patient privacy is, in ways we continue to learn, counter-intuitive. I mean, if you wanted to steal 15000 medical records in the 80s, you’d need a big-ass truck…

Ok, so, I kinda sorta know the bird who created that show, and she says, in private, that the stuff that made it into the show is, like, 10% of the true fuckery that occurs. That thing where they switch out the crazy lady’s pills REALLY HAPPENED, more than once.

you have to ponder how much vetting the producers did here.