Just reading this whole post gave me anxiety.

I was almost positive the final producer was going to ask you out while still giving you a rejection.

Sort of related but not really: I know Wes Hayden from the Bachelorette and he is every bit as big of an a-hole as they made him out to be. I had to ask him not to use the n word in my house. And one year, when when came to the family xmas get together, he showed up with a duffle bag of dirty laundry that he wanted to…

You pretending to be impressed by that spoon trick is a real talent

I have read them! They were pure trashy fun (although oof, Francine Pascal had some weird continuation errors. I guess that’s what happens when you don’t write the source material yourself ;)).

Isn’t Diablo Cody still attached to a Sweet Valley High movie? I think I need that in my life.

It’s Uninvited, but still welcome.

I haven’t peeked at a Bachelor/ette since Trista. This recap sounds like I should give this one a gander.

This article doesn’t mention that Alanis has also been working on it, so it’s likely that it’s gonna be good. I hope that this is a smash and it gets to tour.

Yeah but doesn’t the fact that she generally misused irony in a song about irony actually make the song ironic?

Okay Peter’s date was FANTASTIC and their discussion of their gap teeth warmed my cold, dead heart to no end. It was so GENUINE!

Only if its done with all puppets:

I CAME HERE TO POST THIS like yeah sure great idea but I’m not holding my breath til i see that Wakefield Movie DIABLO

No, but I will bug you in the middle of dinner.

THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT PIECES OF NEWS I HAVE EVER HEARD.

A Jagged Little Pill musical is all well and good, but what I really want is for her to start filming that Sweet Valley High movie that she’s been talking about for years. I NEED THIS DIABLO!!!!

You oughta know I’m gonna frickin love this musical. It’s already won me over, head over feet. I’ve lived, I’ve learned, I still love this album.

I’m a 40-year-old woman who listened to Jagged Little Pill in college, so I am definitely the target demographic for this musical and am excited to see it. It might be great, it might be really terrible, but either way I will enjoy the hell out of it.