Hey just because they’re a Disney employee doesn’t give you the right to call them a robot! There’s a very small but very real chance that they’re an every day, normal, regular person.

I don’t even blame Kim Kardashian for this, what does she know, but somebody should have been more responsible than to loan this historically significant dress out to be worn to some classless photo op

The worst teacher I ever had used to kick desks (with kids in them!) and scream himself hoarse when he was mad.

Considering that law enforcement did nothing for over an hour, I’m pretty sure future mass shooters know how to get around non-existent mitigation measures.

Texas Department of Public Safety believes releasing body camera footage from the police response to the Uvalde shooting could allow future school shooters to find “weaknesses” for the future, according to a public records denial letter released Monday.

Your last sentence is everything.

I’d rather call them resilient genes than good genes. 

Were their diets as bad as his?

He demonstrably doesn’t have good genes. He might have longevity genes. They’re different things though!

He wasn’t as overweight and out of shape though.

How about having his testicles chewed off by soldier ants?

Yep, she all of sudden is totally ‘checked out’ despite being literal inches from you on the day and having to yell in your face to do something.

Rock’s “reconciliation” was not pressing charges against him. That’s more than he deserves.

Rock and Chappelle are both makin bank off of being attacked, so no surprise they’ll turn it into a live show.

I don’t blame Pete for his role in this. Word has got around about him hiding a substitute clanger for the Liberty Bell with all the hotness in the scene so if the lady wants to ring him up, have at it.

God forbid they get those kids some ear protection.  It’s not like small kids haven’t been upset by the noise everytime they have done one of these for generations.

Tell me you’re a wealthy lady with hired help without telling me you’re a wealthy lady with hired help.

Well, what you said about McKinnon is pretty much SNL in a nutshell.
Here take this one joke that somebody laughed at once and do it over and over and over and over and then maybe Lorne Michaels will offer you a fucking movie.

SERIOUSLY?!? Kenan Thompson is the longest tenured cast member; he’s heading into his 20th year. Put some respeck on his name.

And the four Yang mentioned are HARDLY “the best to ever do it.” Kate McKinnon went from playing wacky characters to playing “Kate McKinnon dressed up as a wacky character.” Pete Davidson was…

WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUC- oh, Japan.