Yes, it appears they’ve learned from their previous oppressors.

Aren’t they each other’s beards?

Gaetz looks as if he inherited Jack Nicholson’s eyebrows. They are creepy on Nicholson and even creepier on Gaetz.

Yup, all recruiters do now is type the position into LinkedIn’s search and send form emails, hoping some fool will bite.

Or Rupert Murdoch....

I don’t know how it is in the States, but in Canada you can select an amount at the pump before you start pumping. If I select $50 and Aggressive McNuttbar takes the pump from me, the pump will stop when it hits $50.

I did this in Grade 8, back in 1978. The characters weren’t as, um, contentious, but one was a black man with a college degree. Race doesn’t seem to play into this version.

Similarly, Lindsey Graham is 68 and has never been married....

Ditto for Colbert.  It’ll be a bummer if he’s a dick and has been cheating on Evie all along.

When a senior starts losing weight, it’s not a good sign.  Prediction:  this man will be dead within a year.

Finally - someone dissing Trudeau.  It’s nice to see the shine coming off the guy and Scaachi, you’ve hit the nail on the head many times here.

What’s next? Bringing back the strap and corporal punishment?

He almost looks like he’s tripping on something.

He’s buggering off and running away....

Nothing new here.  Tony Randall and Anthony Quinn had similar late life children.

Tom Hiddleston is too old now, alas. He showed a lot of Bondishness in The Night Manager. I’m going to take a stab and bet on William Moseley.

From your headline, I thought there was a mass shooting at the NRA conference. That would be irony.

Because he was essentially appointed by Putin.  Putin is rolling with laughter over what the US has become after Trump.

You get all the stars today!

They may as well tap John K. for that project, too.