the older lady is a fackin' pro. you can tell the younger lady is half assing it and just doesn't wanna be there.

He let's them have a knife?!

I'm not sure this will help speed up the game.

god you're stupid

As an Ole Miss fan I am terrified of us getting Gameday next week

I went to the wiki page to check it out. Then sucked all the oxygen in the room to expel it as a loud....OMIGOD.

I find that the dentist has to scrape a lot less plaque off my teeth every six months. That alone is worth the extra cost for me.

I find that the dentist has to scrape a lot less plaque off my teeth every six months. That alone is worth the extra…

If the whole routine is like the stations of the cross, then that long tie is the nail through the palm.

The sad irony of this, of course, is that Taylor's death had at least as much to do with him being a millionaire who lived in a big house as it had to do with him being a young black man. That is to say, the guys were robbing the house because it was big and they figured there'd be lots of valuable shit in it. …

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

How far can you punt a football?

I saw "Brawl at Cardinals Game" and just assumed it was in St. Louis... Can you blame me?

Dalton was almost killed on that play. I am amazed that teams would be so reckless with a key player.

I've honestly wondered why this doesn't happen more often. I know they're lifting small girls, but that's still 110-130lbs clear over your head. My back hurts lifting the 40 lb bag of IAMS dog food.

I'd hold out for a Jeter gift basket, at least.

What are the chances that a cell phone video would be shot in landscape?

Disney owns Marvel, is getting a huge chunk of that Marvelverse movie pie. They can buy every NFL team with enough pocket change left over to get a milkshake for every kid in California.

Hah. No, Disney would just annihilate the NFL. They work on a completely different corporate level. The NFL can't get a football team into LA. Disney gets enormous theme parks built in China. IN CHINA. That involves working a system that Goodell couldn't even begin to comprehend.

Gonna be a lot of people in Baltimore with Joe Flacco jerseys tomorrow.