Goddamn psych majors.

Oh, you and your rapier wit.

I’m convinced that Joey Tallywacker is engaging in a Trump-esque experiment in which he’s seeing how dumb he can go and still get tons of support. So far, he hasn’t found the bottom. People love him and his terrible jokes and puns.

You mean 2 of the best offenses and Pittsburgh, right?

“How you take it depends heavily on whether you believe an athlete owes anything to the media minutes after the biggest disappointment of his life,”

“Wade Phillips deserves a head coaching job again!”

I’ve been meaning to drop you a note, but you know how things go. You get busy, something else comes up. Anyway, it looks like a gremlin snuck in and made that Sixers-Warriors headline a little misleading.

that font beat comic sans 105-108

My apologies. We’ve gotten a ton of pissy emails from people who misread that future Deadcasts will have Funbag supplements, and didn’t understand that the print Funbag will still exist.

So you can comment, but you can’t read well enough to understand that the Funbag isn’t going anywhere?

LOL debts

It’s worse than you thought. She gave him shoes and Nunn Bush.

Get some headphones, shitlord

After a grueling season, these guys finally get to go home, unwind, and let their skeletons climb out of their skin bags. The skeletons of NFL players get to run around and commit crimes and generally just relax. Blow off steam. Get re-energized. When you get up there in age, it’s harder and harder to coax your…

“That spoonerism just got debacled.”

It's a sad day in Detroit. Also, Megatron is still retiring.

I expect we’ll hear an apology from him tomorrow. It’ll be Tuesdays with sorry.

That’s because the Broncos will own both end zones! - Fake hubris from scared shitless Broncos fan

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

A real blonky snitcher in the narblets.