Reports of harassment have been filed against this baby by 9 different playdates across 4 playgrounds.

Samer, in the event I ever wanted your two cents, I sure don’t anymore.

The most heartwrenching letter, however, was from a downtrodden Nigerian solicitor, whose main client — the former Secretary of Finance for the Nigerian government — had tragically died in a plane crash recently, leaving behind no surviving next of kin. Sadly, this left the $15m in gold and real estate that the…

“The starter will be Doctor Rosenrosen. But really, I’m more concerned about...”

Unless the Texans can make a good quarterback turnip, they're going to keep getting beet.

If you didn’t have a reason to hate this douchebag before, you do now. Brady too..

“The League” Season 2 Ep: 4

Odd Jobs:

If you don’t understand tennis, remember these simple rules:

Why the comma?

When reached for comment, Harvey stated “I’m at peace with all of this. I have learned to live life as if you only have 14 more innings left”.

Worked for Strasburg!

Reached for comment, Goodell said, “Where I live, Blanks get shot.”

Do we really want to live in a world where Roger Goodell does not have absolute power over everything?

This deserves more stars.

DALLAS RULES EVERYONE ELSE SUXXXXXXXXX

This is presumably why the proprietors of the Shoeless Joe Jackson Museum appealed to commissioner Rob Manfred