Brady immediately forgave Rosenberg, saying, “It’s tough when you feel all the pressure in there.”

Mostly I imagine Jack Nicholson taking naps between sponge baths and lengthy complaint sessions about either his shingles or gout.

“Oh if I had a gun I would. I probably won’t have a gun when I see him but I’ll probably beat his ass down like a dog.”

Tom, you have strong Filed To game.

I knew I'd find someone smarter than Stephen Hawking on Gizmodo.

It was the pills, not the booze!

Oh my god! Why didn’t he include that part?! That seems like really important information!

It was the Feds, not the boos.

were those tunnels as long as the way it took you to get to this punchline?

Sharp came under suspicion a month ago when he began telling people he “went to Jared.”

“I should have listened”

It’s almost as if Klemko is a person to whom blame is deliberately and falsely attributed in order to deflect blame from another party, such as the NFL. Is there a word for such a.... guy?

the NFL’s Kim Fields looked my way and said, “that can’t go in the story.” I was torn.

“Seriously, you guys,” Kelly pleaded obnoxiously, without a hint of his own inherent privilege. “All hits matter.”

You seem like a level headed, not at all annoying, dude.

“I always feel better after going out and getting a lady’s digits.”

JPP: Man, I really need to have a good season this year. Hope that’s in God’s plans.

Rob Gronkowski: Oh no, a wasted Trojan!

“Ooh, I’m really sorry.”

Just another manic Munn day.