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When asked what being married to Kelly was like, she held up a placard with pictures of an eyeball, a hamburger, and Sam the Bald Eagle from the Muppet Show. She refused to elaborate.

+1G

Blake Bortles.

I was born (and grew up) in Canada and all these takes are from the Canadian Hockey Bro. The guy who bleeds national pride, drinks Molson and who “almost made it to the NHL, but then got injured and was just never the same”. Canadian Hockey Bro often finds himself unemployed after a year of Junior B and back in his

Lucy in the Sky near Diamond.

“We 7ook forward to uti7izing Carme7o in the triang7e offense.” is something Phil Jackson would actually tweet.

That’s badass.

I think I saw 2-packs of those for sale on Prime Day.

How a Batman v. Superman fight ends:

In a rare move of bipartisanship, Giannis Antetokounmpo was forced to take a pay cut as a condition of the debt financing.

Good luck hitting off Bartolo Colon; he leaves nothing on the plate.

Calling Outrageous Nonexistent Crap Against Central American Footballers.

Watch this video and be the judge.

“The account was true and well-reported. It concerns a senior business executive at one of the most powerful media companies on the planet.”

such a smart, team-first, hustle guy. would have zero problem with your daughter dating him.

And to think that so many of us laymen can’t even consistently make a lay up. And by ‘many of us’ I mean Austin Rivers.

SIMMONS: Pack up your bags. We’re starting our own sports website.

I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the