“But I don’t anticipate changing anything. We won 67 games with the group that we had.”

Pluto: [grumbling] I’m more of a Patriots-Cowboys guy.

Better than pucking frostitutes, I guess.

FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN!!!!

I did, fuckhead.

He’s not the only one.

I got better.

Yeah, I’m sure you would do all of those things, Keyboard Warrior.

I'd say watch out with that kind of talk. But he... Won't be reading this.

Any time this gif can get dropped, it a great day.

Watched whole video.

Meanwhile, the Kings are so bad that even Rudy can fail.

If she doesn't have a coat made of puppies I will eat my hat.

Yeah but even Jake Locker got four years!

#ethered

“You will be hungry in an hour.”

Drew, thank you for giving the correct answer to the pitching the 9th with a 10 run lead question, but for the love of God can we please institute a moratorium on these inane hypothetical “how would I do against a pro athlete if given (insert artificial advantage here)?” When will people learn that pro athletes are…

“Hey, collusions are part of the game. That’s why we wear helmets.”
- Emmitt Smith

Always tough for the fans watching their DBs getting burned.

Weirdly, this account is followed almost exclusively by Camptown ladies.