H for Hit snooze.
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If I phoned a friend at the time I normally wake up, I would be very alert, because he or she would come to my house and beat the crap out of me.
The preseason battles for rebounds between Bargnani and Lopez will be FIERCE.
Always kickball truthers.
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Ladies and gents, I give you “San Diego bro” captured to perfection:
“Enjoy it while you can.”
The bear allegedly received the boulder hidden in ground beef delivered by a woman who works at the zoo, who had apparently made plans to leave her husband and run off with the bear, but who backed out of the plan at the last minute. The woman, whose name has not been released, is currently being held and questioned…
... there came a tapping at the glass
and quothe the big bear:
“WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET SOME REAL GODDAMN WEIGHT MACHINES IN HERE AND CHRIST THE SMOOTHIE BARISTA ONLY SERVES UP RAW STEAKS, WHICH, FINE, WHATEVER, BUT LORD HOW ABOUT A BANANA EVERY NOW AND THEN?”
If a kicker Tweets in the forest, does it make a sound?
Dear all Pats fans who are coming to post the exact same whine,
You and God both.
“[S]ports got along just fine before the brands came along and started putting logos on the field and athletes into commercials.”
I’m a very important content and advertising designer at one of the most prolific corporations in America, Tom. I’ve drafted and brought to fruition some of the more memorable attempts to part you, the consumer, with your means of consumption, your money. My work has been featured during Super Bowl halftimes, World…
but to paraphrase an old saying, never attribute to corruption that which can be adequately explained by ineptitude.
Mexican: I Went To DeAndre Jordan’s House, But He Said He Was Voting For Donald Trump
They Might Be Giant Babies
Today I learned there’s an Alaska Baseball League. #TheMoreJuneau
It’s not much consolation for the Redblacks, who are getting slaughtered.
PROBABLY? PROBABLY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!