KC players are fining each other if they don’t use “1738” in postgame interviews. I have no idea what it means. Success has driven them mad.

Duh.

“Sir, we’re going to have to charge you 3 times for the all-you-can-eat buffet. Sorry.”

Well at least Trent Baalke has positioned him for success with a great defense running back offensive line multi-year guaranteed contract.

Nope.

Who doesn’t think he’ll be running Real Sports within 18 months?

Subject line: You lost, suck it up. Looks like we own the only good sport that your foul country invented. Better keep football out of Canada and the games or we’ll smoke you at that as well

Punter vs. Kicker fight.

“When New Jersey sends their people, they’re not sending their best.”

And ice wine. Fuck ice wine.

Nice snarkslap, Draper.

Sunday drivers.

I nominate Joe Buck to be their play-by-play guy and Cowherd to be the color guy.

Curtis Leskanic

Too soon, man.

Russell Wilson: “I’ll hold them for you and then hand them off to you when the time’s right.”

MomDance > DadRock

To classify this as “virtually no benefit” is, well, horseshit

Tom! Tom! Which one of us has a more punchable face?