Are you saying he’s Simmoning? Not getting his way so he’s phoning in his columns? Drew, for God’s sake, renegotiate your contract first before going the Way of Bill.

Hot take, Phil. Because, yeah, DT wouldn’t want someone who knows how to bring HoF QBs to his team. Try again.

Come on, Deadspin, don’t you get tired of running the Duke hater posts?

“Hit me up if you want to add any medical photos of Lucas”

Pfft. Let’s see him do it all liquored up.

You clearly had it coming at that point, right?

pausing briefly to have a chat with team co-owner Tony Stewart, who seemed to be trying to calm her down.

If that Bear is Ray McDonald, very frightened.

Fuck that Gator Nittany Lion.

I’d love for a video of the night in question to show up now. Get the ‘15 NFL season off to a bang (so to speak) and one up the ‘14 Elevator clusterfuck.

tl;dr - the hipster version of “Get off my lawn!”.

+1 for the Passion.

$17 M a year for a stiff? We all have Enes envy...

“We’re not going to go on Deadspin. We do not think Deadspin is any kind of responsible reporter”.

You’re not playing fair. We give up.

I wonder what his Incept Date is.

Amazing season for Rodriguez that should be represented at the All-Star game without a doubt. Yost does a nice job of posturing without offending anyone, but it’s BS. There’s plenty of players on the roster for “flexibility” to include him.

Despite not being sex-havers, Wilson and Ciara probably still get to kiss and tell each other nice things, while the thought of just being near you repulses billions upon billions of people.

You sir, are an idiot.

“A more prominent role in the offense”. You know what? You shot 39% from the free throw line. Learn how to not be a liability on one side of the court first. For $80 million I’d invest in someone to teach me how to shoot from beyond 3 feet.