evangelical host Pat Robertson said that Trump was “just trying to look macho.”

There’s no room for bars and strip clubs anymore because there are taco trucks on every corner.

PornHub said their online subscription purchases rose with the ‘tax rebate’ we got some years back. They could tell by billing zip code that Red states purchased far more online porn than Blue states.

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

When we were without electricity AND running water for 3 weeks after Sandy, we came up with the following cook-in-sauce method and never went back because it not only saves energy it tastes better:

Also worth noting that less water takes less time and energy to get to a boil.

I like HamNo a lot generally, but strongly disagreed with him on this. I think there’s a difference between what the public may be interested in and what is in the public interest, which is to say, what has value. But even putting that distinction aside, I was never convinced the public was even interested in this. No…

fuck Hamilton Nolan, can we have that thread in this section? seriously fuck him.

“I rigged Ohio myself”

“Poonghazi”

Holy shit. I’m not a parent so I’m wholly unqualified to comment with advice, but... I remember being six. I have clear memories of first grade. I can’t imagine remembering something like that.

And I do the same on my side. Thank you for your kind words.

I don’t think she knows much.

Does Stacey Dash know she’s been divorced three times?

Why would you be mad? Most race drivers and extreme athletes don’t have self-preservation instinct and people look up to them, never heard anyone being mad at one just because they risk their lives, their life their choice.

Dude goes out to kite-surf a hurricane, with a kite-surfer that’s made for hurricanes. Dude gets massive air while kite-surfing the hurricane, lands it.

Right? I came hear expecting at least a low-key wipeout, but dude handled that like a pro.

Yeah I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure kite surfing works better when the wind is blowing. The kite surfer seems to be in on the secret

I expected something to go “horribly wrong” but instead my thought was “dude might be dumb but that looks fucking awesome.”

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.