I learned this lesson after a few catastrophic life evens where I lost everything and had to replace it all from scratch. I could only afford to replace things I truly needed. One day I realized how much cleaner my home was, and how much easier my life, when I wasn’t surrounded with things I wanted momentarily but…

The fecal matter on the hand’s 

Hadn’t planned on it. Thanks for confirming my philosophy and validating my life plans.

Oh, absolutely, I was just intrigued by the “again” part.

If all you need is something for simple notes, sure. But I need to be able to nest topics within topics, to stay organized and be able to find things, and unless a note system has that as Evernote does, it’s useless to me.

again

nobody’s trying to hold an inauguration on me.

Yes, it’s in Tampa.

Exactly! It’s the pure capitalism that the right claims to looooove so much.

Rep. Lewis likely knows he is putting himself in a very scary and unpredictable line of fire. 

Me too. Alas. Worth it.

If you make sesame noodles with it once every few weeks, you can blast through a jar in no time.

Would you say that either (or both) of them teach phrases— as in, if you’re hungry, they’ll teach you it’s j’ai faim, but not what the individual words are and how they go together (je + avoir + faim)? Because I don’t want rote memorization of phrases or sentences without understanding the parts that add up to it.…

God, you’re unprofessional.

Hana Yori Dango FTW!

I actually hate that Nars concealer, it’s too dry for my undereye skin, and ends up making me look 10 years older. Plus it doesn’t actually counteract the purplish shadows.

Stila Stay All Day waterproof eyeliner. It just might change your life.

Yep, that’s the reaction I expected when I took a chance and engaged you seriously. You’re a disappointment on every level, but I suspect that’s not news to you.

I know quite a lot about art, taste, and subjectivity. I also know quite a lot about human psychology and how past events inform what resonates in a person’s soul. In the end, ultimately, if something evokes a visceral reaction, regardless of whether the origins or intents of a piece’s creator are lofty or low-brow,…

You can be as pedantic as you like, but it doesn’t change the fact that you’re exhausting, elitist, and overall ridiculous. Here are the facts: