tarakannon
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tarakannon

Lots of people tell lots of other people how or that they should do things. So? I told someone to go fuck himself the other day; I’m pretty sure he didn’t rush home to rub one out.

Don’t forget having an industrial-grade mattress protector on the bed, so the mattress doesn’t turn into one giant maxi pad! That’s my favorite part.

Who’s in the first of those pictures? Because I think I have to marry him now.

How about for Android?

Beautifully put.

...you don’t recognize Farrah Fawcett on the far left?

My mother has 4 female cousins in the same generation, and her mother constantly compared her to all 4 of them. Later on, as adults, she learned that all of their mothers did the same exact thing in comparing them to her and each other. Their relationships have never been great, due to this.

Oooooooooor just alt+130.

I’d love to know for a similar situation: a roommate who takes any flat, uncluttered surface as a person affront. Plus, she’s intractable and will not compromise like having designated areas. Unfortunately, I can’t afford to move out, so I’m kind of over a barrel.

I might actually be falling in love with this woman. She looks so beautiful here, and is so adorable and charming. I officially have a lady!crush.

...how about we time-share him? I can’t really stand men for more than a day or two at a time, anyway...

I’ve always wondered why ‘Hispanic’ is considered to be bad because of the European connotation, but ‘Latin’ (which is also entirely European) is not.

I will fight you for him. MINE.

[hugs]

That’s not a bad philosophy for quite a few reasons, really.

Her profile looks like a cast member of the Simpsons.

Loved this. You are an awesome person and brother, and always have been.

Her face has retained that beautiful sweetness that always drew me. <3 her.