I was there until the bitter end. Scott Buck took a show at the top of it's game and almost immediately ran it into the ground.

I stop Dexter right after season 4. It really should be the series finale. In my head canon, he goes to jail for the one murder he didn't commit, but you wouldn't know. Just the tub of blood, him holding the baby, and the cops showing up. The end.

Did anyone see the picture before reading the headline and think, "What's up with this Nazi hedgehog?"

And Podrick Payne, who in his infinite wisdom surely deduced that not appearing in this finale would allow his and Brienne's survival, lives to triumph another day. Hail Podrick, may he ever bring the Payne!

Ugh, disgusting. I can't believe I'm going to have to eat this garbage food as soon as possible.

This makes no canonical sense. I'm for it.

After a heavy and consistent losing streak, my incredibly ballsy, all in bet on "No One" last week got me back in the Game, kids! So now I'm going to try something completely different… spread the wealth! I'm going to put a small portion on Lancel dying this week, because, yeah. Obviously. I'm going to put a bigger…

I want a movie of "Highway Star" from Deep Purple. It'd be a post apocalyptic racing adventure centering around the bombastic, titular Highway Star, his deadly car, and his deadlier girlfriend. And it's a musical, maybe? I'm…I'm pretty drunk right now, Internet.

I DID IT! No one on this motherflipping list! Ha ha! I'M BACK, BABY!

The Waif also counts. Loopholes!

All right… This is it. I've been given a line of credit. My previous strategy of going all in on what my heart wants has left me virtually ruined. It's not working and I get that. So instead… I'm going all in on no one on this list! Oh yeah, this is my comeback! It has to be, right?!

I know my American accent is shit. My friends are thinking about recasting me with an Australian.

I'm mad that I have to read at all! At least on the internet, nothing is spelled right and the words are all nonsense, unlike those dirty, elitist books.

Oh, God! The ennui is overwhelming!

Holy shit- Orson Wells was only 25 when he made Citizen Kane? What is my life…

"We hate you because we love you!"- The Internet.

I don't think Margery sold out her brother. I could be wrong, Gods know I've been mostly wrong about this show at this point, but I think she knew her brother wasn't going to last much longer and had no clue about any rescue attempt (honestly, she probably thought if it was coming, it'd have happened by now) so she…

Oh Gods, it happened again! I gotta stop betting everything, it's a terrible strategy!

I was so looking forward to seeing how this doofy, normal taxidermist operates within Vanessa's turbulent, supernatural life, but now he's Dracula and I'm just unenthused.

So, I did some unspeakable things and I've got out of the crippling debt I got under from the first round of betting. But I'm back and ready to once again risk it all! ALL IN ON HIGH SPARROW! This strategy couldn't possibly fail me a second time, right Math?