You beat my news aggregator to the punch on this one.

In high school I was obsessed with grunge. Nirvana was this gateway band into a whole slew of angsty, sludge fueled goodness, and Soundgarden was especially huge for me. I remember one day in particular, I had bought two albums that became instant classics for me and I still hold dear- Radiohead's OK Computer and…

My lifelong best friend was a manager at a local theater, and he'd often screen movies after closing for our group of friends along with the friends of other employees. It's safe to say I saw pretty much every wide release during this period of our lives. So that night's movie was the Jamie Kennedy disasterpiece…

Homer and It- ruining clowns for decades.

Not even Bart Simpson's love of clowns could save them, and that kid carried Butterfingers for years.

I understand it has a certain whiplash effect in a series that has been weighed down as of late in "epicness" and bombast, but when I saw the episode I felt the duel was the opposite of everything the prequels got wrong about lightsaber battles- especially the Obi Wan-Anakin duel in Ep. III. The decidedly quick ending…

I kinda stand with David on this. I get why it's an important album, but it really never did much for me outside it's historical context. It's not even the best Velvet Underground album for me. And yes, I know I'm wrong, but I'm not sorry.

Buffy did end up with Spike…
*pushes satirically nerdy glasses up their nose back to their proper position on their face*
…in the comics.

As I type this I'm waking up the pandas, which is a very big deal because any alteration to their strict schedule can adversely effect their breeding habits and tick the species that much closer to extinction. But this is what happens when former Buffy actors force current Buffy fans to incite pandemonium.

If they can prove Mike and Finn's chemistry together and sell an idea of a budding friendship in the Defenders, I can get behind this. If not, then I don't see the point.

Why? I'd gender equality one of their… Keanu Peeves?

"Oh God, I fucking hate Rick Grimes!"- something I said aloud by myself in the middle of Rick's mastubatory Rock-In-The-Road story.

Now now, that was Cee Lo Green, not Gnarly Davidson. Surely the innocent Gnarly can host our music competitions and star in the sitcoms with a bird and cat.

This must be what the people in Kaiju movies feel like. The best you can hope for is that one monster destroys the other.

Holy shit. This became a forking horror story all of a sudden. I approve.

"Mr. President! The Grand Duke of Luxembourg is on Line 1, the Chairman of the Worker's Party is on line 2, and Kyle is on Line 3!"
"Aw, Geez! What does Kyle want?"
That got a genuine laugh outta me.

I've been pretty much numb since Tuesday. That little clip from a show I love brought tears to my eyes. For what it's worth, thanks for that.

I don't find most things scary, now. As an adult. As a child, I was terrified of almost everything. I once had a nightmare about the cave level from Aladdin on Sega Genesis. So I'm going to go off my adolescent self, after I had seen Zack Snyder's Dawn of the Dead because I couldn't wuss out in front of the girl I was…

I love the poster for Pulp Fiction. I first saw it as a child and it instantly called out to me. My dad wisely refused to rent the movie for me (not that it was outside of the realm of possibility, we are still talking about the man who showed me the Exorcist when I was eight). It drew me in every time I saw it, all…

I hope that just because Carl's heart got broken that he doesn't drop the whole wanting-to-be-a-cop thing. And I kinda hope Luther sticks around as a mentor. I sorta love that little dynamic.