I understand fan reactions to bad pieces of media, or when someone with a horrible track record takes over a world or a character someone really loves. I get that. I'm not a Trek fan, but when Robert Orci was attached to the next Star Trek movie, I felt for those nerds. But I agree that fan service should not dictate…

When my second grade teacher asked us to pick some cool toys to put in a time capsule that would be opened ten years later, a lot of us were very skeptical, but she assuaged our fears of losing said cool toys to the sands (dirt?) of time by revealing we'd be digging up a time capsule from ten years in the past and…

"Should Damien prove to be unreasonable, I have implemented contingencies. Which is to say I've implemented a gun in my jacket. And I plan to just shoot him. These are the contingencies."

"Wait a minute…what ever did happen to my good friend Stannis, Melisandre? Oh, and his kid, what's-her-face? Gods, I miss my dear, sweet what's-her-face!"- Davos not bringing this up this whole time has been bothering the hell out of me for the last few episodes. I mean, yeah, now he at least expressed interest but…I…

I'm tired of going to the Bob Dylan well for "What's popular/beloved/respected that you hate," so I'll go for The Hobbit. I was pretty actively nerdy in Middle School (I mean, I always was, but I guess middle school was when adults learned that it wasn't just a phase) and my uncle bought me the Hobbit expecting so…

This should be a tradition. Every season we have Bobbi and Hunter leave for their own show, only to return inexplicably next season. Anyways, RIP 2 Agents 2 SHIELDS.

Good. This is where she should've been from the beginning. Now we can have our Made-For-TV, kinda campy, sorta dumb but full of heart Justice League.

I had heard that this was going to be two Canadian girls stopping Nazis from summoning Cthulu with the power of Yoga. This is not what I'm getting, am I?

Oh, God! I'm ruined! How could history have possibly repeated itself?!

All in on Thorne! My great-grandpappy always said gamble with your heart, not your head. It's how he lost it all, but tradition is tradition.

Hellfire is an original Secret Warrior, but…just stick a trench coat on this dude. He's Gambit.

It't a nice thought, but we won't see High Jess again until season 15.

Hey! We should be so lucky to be killed by the Legendary Podrick Payne, savior of Half-Men and pleaser of Night-Ladies! A lover and a fighter? That's a double threat, my friend.

The entire series takes place in Kelly's snow globe.

"Surveillance isn't working. I just can't stop looking away from the monitors at key moments."

“Oh, Titus… Don’t wear the garbage. OH, TITUS! DON'T EAT THE GARBAGE!"- me, this episode.

We need to send red wigs to CBS. We need to make Bring Back Kelly shirts and sell them for money to buy more red wigs to send to CBS. We need to plaster the internet with #BringBackKelly. We need to do whatever we can to right this incomprehensible wrong the show has inflicted on the world. They can't take her from us…

Stop trying to find meaning in the Lizard People's communication signals and obey, Earth Monkey!

Someone has a new best friend.

I got away with more TV stuff than my friends before middle school, but South Park was everywhere, and my mom was surprisingly on top of things. Hell, I got some South Park stickers that she was livid about being on my composition notebook. "That one boy is decapitated! You're going to be suspended!"
But her brother,…