sweet, i’m sufficiently sick of fucking football after this one article.

The National Anthem is bad, but even worse is the post-9/11 tradition of treating God Bless America like a sacred hymn. It’s a terrible song, and I don’t want to spend the 7th inning stretch pretending it’s National Anthem just because half this country wants to fuck the Betsy Ross flag

Everybody and their mother knew that Vance Joseph was not fit to coach this team after one season except for John Elway.

Im glad Fangio's kidney stones made headlines since that's the best passing the Broncos will see all year. 

Doesn't this make him more qualified for the Supreme Court?

Then came the growth on his head, which frightened him, and which he feels the team did not properly diagnose.

But like any threeway, someone’s gonna be left with holes unfilled. Only time will tell

I’m pretty sure that was a joke...

Guys, that was clearly a joke. Come on.  Read that whole quote in Jason Manzoukas' voice and it's a great little email.

My 4 year-old just said he agrees with HfM. He wanted me to relay it since he's in the grays. 

Fuck you, Jimmy. I’m still waiting for you to hold up your “stick to sprouts” mandate instead of this other dumb shit.

If he did do the self-reporting thing and it really is from a fertility drug, I don’t really think he has egg on his face. From the sounds of it, he did exactly what he or anyone should do. Also, I would think you try testing him for the drug immediately and not suspend the dude for self-reporting, just give the guy a…

Come try NHL hockey. We solved that problem!

The NFL is so average. It seems like every year the leagues collective win-loss is right at .500

Join us, the Democratic Party! We have some great ideas which we will fight hard to...implement. Ideas about climate change, and....we...healthcare...but business friendly....war...corporate money in ....hmmm...

Encourage everyone in Iowa to vote. You should encourage everyone you know to vote, and encourage them to do the same. I highly doubt everyone you know, and everyone they know all live in CA.

Respectfully, I have two cheers for this sentiment.

No. Stop participating in this shit. You are framing this as a fucking spectacle to be judged by entertainment value - which is what Trump is doing, which is what the MSM is doing. Not to mention y’all were reporting all day on how Republicans were being crazy, and we could all see they were wording questions crazily…

“The Rockies Tried Their Best To Kill The Yankees”

It’s a true indictment against our educational system that an American could openly wonder what benefit there could be from having an accurate accounting of our nation’s deadliest conflict. A war which still is felt today in current events such as entrenched racism, confederate statues, stratospheric racial wealth…