I know that when I took the survey this summer, I checked that my favorite part of Deadspin was having 2000 ads interrupt every fucking article.

If “the gays” were telling HIM he couldn’t marry a woman, then he might have a point. But the whole “it’s just my opinion! Durr freedom of speech!” thing breaks down when the opinion is that others should have less civil rights due to their sexuality.

Shit, man, some of my favorite articles on Deadspin are the hate reads of David Brooks or Bret Stephens columns.  It can be fun.

Sorry, big swing and a miss on the second part. Courts have consistently held that students can have their own student-initiated religious practices. However, they cannot be supported or promoted by the school. Thats what separation of church and state means.  And separation of church and state is pretty damn…

Sorry, I’m afraid you’re the one has got it twisted. I generally agree with the popular Deadspin take that football is too dangerous and no one (especially kids) should be playing it. And the “toughness” culture certainly is toxic.

Not just list format... Slideshows! More clicks and more ads that way!

+1 came here to make the same joke, but yours was better.

What the fuck is a McChicken? You mean a Hot N Spicy?

Yeah man.  That line was too real.

When I start my midlife crisis pop punk garage band, I’m going to make it “Hard-on For the Notary.”

This is the sort of hard-hitting sports coverage that I, your loyal Deadspin reader, come here to consume. Thank you for your laser focus on serving me the best coverage of sports and all things related to sports.

+1 Ian Malcolm.  Shamefully, just read this book for the first time ever last month, and feeling way too proud of myself for getting a 25 year old reference.

#fuckyouspanfeller

I mismanagement was the issue, why didnt Luck just demand a trade rather than retire?

I like how you’ve asked the question about hockey like 4 times and no one has followed up.

Flattered, but no thanks. You’ve been a core commenter here for some time... And God knows Deadspin will need its core readership more than ever here soon to save it from itself.

Christ, dude.  Roll a joint and chill.

Is Peyton Manning a quitter then? John Elway? Brett Favre? Dan Marino? They all quit playing the game...

I know this will never be seen because I am stuck in the greys, but your take is right and good and I’m disheartened by the lack of support it’s getting here, so I feel the need to offer my support.

Reading this on my phone, and there literally is an advertisement after every. fucking. submission.