Cadbury Creme Eggs are like an ex-girlfriend that you see once a year for just long enough to remind you that she makes you sick and you’re better off without her.
I wish I remembered who said that, I’d give credit.

My white sister up in Maine, who is generally left-leaning, young-ish, with a half white/black son who has very dark skin, will complain about how the police treat my nephew in one breath, and in the next breath will rail against immigrants/Mexicans and how they need to get out of the country, how evil they are, and…

Ketchup is considered dangerously spicy here.

You have to remember that she’s Not Boring for Minnesota Nice. By having a shirt that says “Amy Klobuchar will beat Trump” there is none of the typical passive aggression and pleasantries. She’s Minnesota Spicy by being direct.

“The expected compensation does not preclude the three men from suing the city or state in a civil case.”

Well, Brazile probably feels a little defensive about it after taking part in rigging the previous primary, tbh.

It’s like when a coworker at my old job would say things to me like “I know we’re not allowed to say this any more, but I like your haircut”

8 years in the biz and yeah the only thing it’s good for is “breaking story sending you the live pictures right now” news. That doesn’t actually happen all that often though, so most of it is “reaction” and “analysis” which quickly turns into useless infotainment...

Yeah, old people have to know when they need to stop driving.

Here is Slate’s quite old write up on why candidates choose to suspend their campaigns rather than withdraw, which I think does a fairly good job of explaining what happens with the delegates of a candidate that’s suspended their campaign:

Just cancel the whole dang thing. You know for the dogs.

This layout is butt and is made of more butt. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. (But I would like to try that biscuit sammich.)

What the f*ck is up with this new website configuration? Does Great Hill Partners actually believe that splitting 1 blog into 9 different pages contribute to a “better” website or user experience?

This slideshow format needs to die in a fire.

This slideshow format can suck an ass potato. Fuck this herbaceous nonsense! #deathtoKinja

What the fuck is this bullshit multipage slideshow non-sense. I didn’t look at any of the ads, advertisers. Just clicked through to complain here and ask if anyone has a better food blog for me to visit.

Please don’t give me more reasons to not visit The Takeout. We already have to turn a blind eye to your parent company and deal with a shit commenting section that only allows 1% of accounts out of the greys. Please don’t also make us click through slideshows.

Buzzfeed called from 2010, they want their layout back.

THIS LAYOUT IS CRAP.