This is terrible news for progressives. The only reason Pete would give up before Super Tuesday after ‘winning’ Iowa is to consolidate the moderate lane around Biden. It’s clear that the establishment is pushing Pete out prematurely because they’re terrified of Sanders.

Whenever I feel bad, I always go to the nearest person wearing a MAGA hat and say,

I stand by my choice.

Know what always bothered me? That ridiculous “liberalism is a mental disorder” trope. As though empathy, altruism and the desire to improve circumstances for society as a whole are indicative of illness, while sociopathic greed and self-interest, intolerance and misanthropy are not.

Possibly more than a word, if you’re a woman!

In other, somehow even dumber news:

Barry is not one of the best running backs of all time. He is THE best running back of all time! 

Because managers don’t like servers getting free stuff, even if it is wastage. People get fired for eating unwanted food all the time.

Yea, I noticed that awhile ago. I was looking to order food and noticed that something I thought was 7.99 was on Grubhub for like 10.99. Even on different sites the menu prices will be different (one time I put the same order into Grubhub and DoorDash and there was like a $10-15 difference after delivery fees,etc).

So you’re saying I can exchange my money for both goods AND services?

Lol...nah.

If I order a full meal, only eat 85% of the meal, and they throw away the remaining 15%, am I expected to tip on the full price of the meal, or just 20% of 85% of the meal’s cost?

It’s management. In a restaurant setting, by default, these people are assholes. They would find a reason to get in your ass for doing something like that.

Unfortunately, yes. 

Or, as told by a former friend of mine, a server may sneak away with a wholly untouched meal that you left on the table and just scarf it down like a goblin while hiding from management.

Nah, he’ll pray until November and then in November he’ll order a bunch of mandatory quarantines in Democrat districts in swing states for the month.

We’re talking about the same Mike Pence who refused to have a needle exchange program to combat the spread of HIV to people who used needles to get high?

I think this is the most pointless comment I have ever read on here.

First it was “I Got Five On It.” Now it’s “Say My Name.” Now I will be terrified when I hear this. The original scared the shit out of me as a college freshman, I expect nothing less from Peele in this. Between his films and The Twilight Zone you’d never know that he ever did comedy. Take all my money

I hope forty different people kick the shit out of you today