“What the hell did he think....”

When you gather all of this info, please also include a location where I can purchase a bulk quantity of whatever gave you the fucking nerve ask a black person to give credit to a white supremacist.

But do they have cats?

You feel the customer should have called in addition to the steps the took through the restaurant's booking system, but the restaurant didn't owe the customer a phone call when they discovered their error? 

Oh good, the questions are dumb again. I was getting worried.

Dear Salty, why did my apparently reasonable husband marry me?

Dear Salty,

I am a Sanders supporter and not into conspiracy theories. It is 100% unethical and a conflict to have such close ties between the App creators and the campaign. Also why the fuck are people from the losing Clinton campaign being hired for anything?

The problem is that there is a conspiracy: a conspiracy of mediocre cronyism. There is a very incestuous relationship between the Dem campaign advisors, politicians, leadership and contractors — more so than any time since the late 19th and early 20th centuries.  The DNC is more of an old school turn of the century…

I may be mistaken, but I think your article left out 2 important points:

Not to mention some of the things she actually stood up for during that speech were appalling!

Perfect timing on her part because it sounds like Trump’s victory lap press conference was a hot bowl of ass.

“The tree of liberty has to be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.” Thomas Jefferson. How many of us are ready? People it’s time to rise up. Yall gonna let those treasonous traitor get away or are we gonna make them pay?

Love the doorframe slapping answer.  

I’m not inclined to praise Romney, but I’d rather focus on the craven idiocy of people like Susan Collins, who graced us with the laughable horseshit that she felt comfortable voting to acquit Trump because she felt he had learned his lesson, as if he hadn’t spent the entire preceding 4+ months claiming the call was…

I was one of the heroines that voted for Jones. I'm one of the heroines that called his office last week and let him know that he MIGHT lose this next election but if he doesn't vote for witnesses and to convict he DEFINITELY wont win because myself and my sisteren will make SURE he wont. Just like we made sure he…

If I were to make a taco pizza why not just use taco-seasoned ground beef (or veggie crumbles) And add salsa on top of the marinara sauce. Maybe swap the iceberg for finely chopped romaine or arugula (if you want to go Italian) then maybe some crushed jalapeño-lime tortilla chips on top. No Doritos. 

Because nobody but you can work on more than one issue at a time or participate in more than one protest at a time.

I do appreciate a place that actually cooks their hash browns and doesn’t merely heat them up, but damn.

You know who else have a “history of consensual sex”? Married people. Yet, a person can rape their spouse.