Interestingly they aren’t found in/around where they actually play. Since the team name is the Wisconsin Timber Rattlers and not the Appleton Timber Rattlers I guess I can let ‘em have that one.

I'm torn. I want to commend this owner for doing something good (boycotting the NFL), but also mock him mercilessly for his reasoning. 

even better, try it in your cacio e pepe.

As infuriating as it can be to watch Javy massively whiff on three pitches, I honestly can’t name a player in my whole dang life whose incredible plays or ball-murderings have filled me with more pure joy, and I’ve been watching baseball since 1982.

This is a real interesting story in that I basically feel sympathetic on some level to almost everyone in it. Except management, of course. There’s so many ways that MLB fucked things up that could have at least mitigated the problems if they handled it differently. Perhaps the most obvious one would have been not…

Reading is hard. I get it, man.

I don’t seek it out, but it’s decent nothing-else-is-really-on summer night viewing. Sure beats the Big3.

Thank you for repeating what I said with different words.

Well I mean 2/3 of Milwaukee County lives in the City of Milwaukee. Obviously the correlation is not 1:1 but certainly you can see a connection there?

Yeah, I want to give Özil shit for this, but look at what’s happened with Enes Kanter and his dad. The alternative for someone living abroad with family in Turkey is to have your entire family become a target of the government.

Except you forgot that the Brewers play in Milwaukee County, dominated by libs.

Thanks for chiming in, Generic Waukesha County “But My Taxes!” Person.

The good news for you is that those AOL chat rooms aren’t publicly archived!

There’s a reason Miller Park (and County Stadium before it) were built where they were, directly off the highway and not even a half mile from the city line.

The upcoming season will be my 7th season of not watching the NFL anymore because it’s a garbage league run by garbage people. Having Sundays free to do things in the fall rules.

To quote my upstairs neighbor Ryan Lambert, “I don’t fuck with the open ocean, fam.”

This is the only argument I will consider for space.

Sooooooo.... a Honda Fit.

Maybe if you were a big city pizza lawyer, you’d get it.

all the GMG sites have, in the last approximately week or so, have become almost completely unusable on my iPhone. I can’t even scroll down the page without it freezing for 15 seconds or crashing/reloading. I haven’t been able to log in on my iPhone in a couple of months; it just goes back to the page as if I hadn’t…