If you haven’t been to a Taco Bell in a few years... Diablo sauce. Thank me later.

that post is at 70 now, so coincidence?

I’ll make fun of anyone! To prove it, I’ll list the three most obvious ethnicities to make fun of - white ones of course, so no one can accuse me of being a racist!

I mean, you’d have to be a deep fucking asshole to drive into Manhattan multiple times a week in the first place.

In the world where they just let Ariza and Mbah a Moute walk and are looking to fill the gap with Carmelo fucking Anthony. 

I was all excited to read this post, and then he said that, and I’m not even looking at the list because it’s all invalid because he doesn’t know what a GIF is.

I dunno, is it too fucking much to ask that maybe I get to vote for one person in my whole god damn life that isn’t a two-faced piece of shit? Just one. Is that really too much to ask?

The entire country’s economy is based on fraud, so it checks out.

calm down, have some dip.

Have you met the Democratic Party? They ain’t gonna figure out shit.

The last time lots had to be drawn in a World Cup was in 1990, so it’s not like this comes up a lot. (In that case, it also didn’t end up with anyone being eliminated.)

Based on the headline, I thought this was going to be something very different.

Maybe getting it out of the way now will actually be good for them and they make it out of the round of 16 for the first time in a Cup they’re not hosting?

The question is: will the racist orange santorum-covered abomination ever transgress so far that he loses Republican support?

The white moderates that King were referring to were people who said things like “slow your roll Jack” and “you can’t force these things”.

You mean like how they are already called doctor?

I live in Massachusetts which only has 14 so that’s pretty easy.

a) imagine reading the whole post you’re commenting on

Back in college and just-post-college, a friend of mine named Scott co-owned a coffee shop and decided to also turn it into a lunch/sandwich place. One of the things he did was start a program you could sign up for called “The Program.” The deal with The Program was, you’d go in, say “hey Scott, make me a sandwich”,…

The menu has a price. I pay that price. That makes me an asshole and I shouldn’t go to restaurants because I shouldn’t have to pay more than the advertised price? That doesn’t make any sense.