I must be the only person alive who thinks everything involving Strowman is boring as hell.

Well, why haven’t you?

The US team has a lot of talented forwards, but their D corps is mediocre at best and the goalies are straight up not good.

I feel like 30 years ago you got two pizzas (the aforementioned “pizza-pizza”) for $5? Now it’s just the one for $5.

About 12-13 years before I got there as a freshman, someone on my high school’s football team broke their neck in a game and became quadriplegic. The entire program was shut down by Monday.

True, yet irrelevant.

My roommate puts almost everything in either sideways or upside-down. I try not to let her ever actually run it before I can check it, because she’ll just put them back in the cabinets dirty without even noticing.

No one gives a shit about naming rights.

Shut up.

Chili made with fresher beef tastes better than chili made from beef that is barely “fresh”.

The utter decimation of the economic conditions of non-massively-rich people over 40 years is political?

I’m not seeing how this is bad.

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You’re right about the second part. Zooropa is extremely incredible, however.

Have you considered taking the post at face value when it says that it’s a punt?

I swear to god I have zero memory of Keith Null existing.

I think you’ve assigned more context to what I said than I meant, and also, like, relax.

I didn’t say I was ignoring him (which is impossible; he’s the god damned president). I ignore his tweets. Ignoring his tweets is maybe the #1 thing that every person on earth should do.

I long ago blocked him on Twitter, so I literally ignore his tweets. You can, and honestly should, ignore them.

The reason you idiot Canadians have Thanksgiving so early is all your plants die a month and a half earlier than ours.