Celtics fan checking in. I will absolutely “settle” for Pop.

I’ve lived in Boston (actual city limits) for 9 years, been coming here regularly (weekly on average) for 21, and lived in Massachusetts for 29.

That’s not saying much in Texas.

Can anyone here fucking read?

It is, however, a metropolitan area centered around the aforementioned bay.

There’s a sandwich place in Boston that for a while had the “D’Brickashaw Ferguson” sandwich as an occasional special. IIRC it was chicken fingers with shredded carrots and honey mustard? Something like that. It was dang tasty but the place was kinda pricey and just far enough away that I wasn’t just going to stroll…

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Oof.

Wrong. Shitting on the Cardinals is always fun.

Rather interestingly, 90% of mine are messages from my actual, legitimate friends. They’re all “hey my band is playing a show tonight/tomorrow/this weekend!” messages, but they are in fact from my friends.

Funny, 90% of mine are messages from my actual, legitimate friends. They’re all “hey my band is playing a show!” messages, but they are in fact from my friends.

it’s not a balk because there’s no one on base.

the only correct answers are falafel and cheese (grilled).

the title of the video is “The Black Spur Wind storm Tree Fall, Victoria, Australia,” so I’m guessing it’s wind?

give it a god damn rest already.

Reminds me of that Sports Night episode where Oscar Parrish breaks the long-standing long jump record and then the next guy comes up and breaks his record that he just set by a huge amount, and Parrish ends up getting the silver medal even though he just broke the world record.

Twitter also has something called a “internet world wide web site” which you can view on a larger computer monitor.

I mean, that’s not actually possible, but ok.

All - ALL - of the lube

Shit, if that’s all it took to get those ribbon boards turned off, I would have called and complained years ago.