You had a chance to put “getting hit by a car” at #1 and blew it.

thank you for clarifying what happens at a Friday kiss party.

I just wanted to say that I didn’t read past “bunch of weeks” because NOPE

Whenever I pop one of these, I’m oddly fascinated by the goop, but the smell is something else. How was that horrific of a smell just sitting there under the skin?

I do something totally different when I wipe my ass and I’ll explain it in the comments.

If I recall correctly, the Boston Celtics used to contrast their signature green—oh, that iconic shamrock!—with a summer white; switching to black was a mistake, as the darker shade of emerald doesn’t quite mesh with the black darting of the shorts

Leaving off the bocce ball is a truly egregious error, but I think you made up for it with the inclusion of Ball State University.

Thank you. Fuck this movie.

I mean, the album is called Urban Hang Suite. It’s like the “Netflix and chill” of its time.

I think there’s a disproportionate number of commenters on that site from North Dakota because no one in North Dakota has a job

The other reasons being every other USCHO commenter.

It would help with rebounding though.

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iOS user here - the timestamp moved. it used to be at the top right, now it’s at the bottom left.

And even then if someone likes or comments on a post it moves to the top so it’s not even REALLY chronological. Facebook’s news feed is hot garbage.

On average, people miss about 70 percent of the posts on their Instagram feed

Nobody cares about brands.

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I thought from the headline that they were gonna walk off the field. This was boring. If you’re gonna quit the game, quit and get off the field.