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My favorite day of the year.

Not enough vowels.

I know, reading is really hard.

yeah, so awarding points for a loss doesn’t exactly encourage teams to play for a win. it encourages them to play for overtime and then only marginally care if they win in OT or not.

Used to be that there wasn’t even overtime.

why does an overtime loss get a point?

at least 3 of those 4 were extreeeeeeemely offside so I doubt any goal scored off a theoretical rebound would have counted.

Counterpoint: handball is fucking dope and it’s one of the only reasons I watch the summer olympics.

The fact that the St. Louis Cardinals and their fans are the embodiment of “playing the right way” and baseball’s stupid “unwritten rules” is all the evidence you need that the unwritten rules are racist as hell.

That’s one of the best headlines I’ve ever seen.

Same. I’m 38, and just like everyone else in the 80s and 90s, I lost my shit watching Jordan be ridiculous. I’d much rather watch Steph over Jordan.

He’s the first player to ever get 300, and until he one-fer’d against the Lakers he was on pace for 400 this season. Now he’s “only” on pace for 398.

or, you know, don’t.

Lemonades and Cranberry Citrus Crisps are dooooooooooope.

It must be nearly impossible to navigate to the women’s or kids’ section from there.

It must be nearly impossible to navigate to the women’s or kids’ section from there.

Well I mean we have Peanut Butter Patties which are the same thing +/- a certain margin of error for the two different bakers.

This map confuses me because I live in Boston and it says Boston gets ABC cookies, but I’ve never seen an ABC-looking Thin Mint in my life; we definitely get ones that look like the example LBB picture. On the other hand, I’ve never heard of “Do-Si-Dos” or “Trefoils” or “Tagalongs,” so.

Obviously I can’t confirm if it was the same troop in question, but Girl Scouts selling cookies across the street from a dispensary was on some city’s local news a few weeks back.