On tonight’s episode of Top Gear...

I’m in Hawaii and it’s nap time for this old geezer.

“Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses”

“Looks Good” Justin

Now it’s a Porsche Taycan’t.

I wonder if the turbo failed.

May I present the Volkswagen up! which not only does this beautifully but weighs 150-300lbs less than a Fiat 500 and comes in a 117HP/150ft-lb turbocharged GTI model. Sadly, we have to wait 20 more years to get them in the US.

Thank you, David. Jalopnik needs to do a lot more of this. I would guarantee there will be some ambitious kids who will read this and be thinking, why not me too?

I like the way the wheel arches are styled. It’s like they’re screaming to have a wide body touring car made out of em.

Awesome! Nice to find some age-appropriate content for my 5yo. I started him on late Amigos-era Top Gear, and he just found it too immature.

light metallic colours do this just as well and they aren’t as boring.

I REALLY didn't need to see those that many times.

Nobody remembers how much it hurt the first time...

A car that won’t be recalled?

Also not a popular option:

Not many people know this but you could get seats made from reclaimed Rebel starfighter pilot uniforms in your Lancia Beta HPE. It wasn’t a popular option.

Burgundy! Yech! *shivers*