In other news, Teslas suck when they shouldn’t.

I like this article so much, I’m not even mad that the hive mind of Jalopnik tapped into my subconscious to generate these comments and the resulting article.

Run a wire up to the power lines like the trains do!

Well at least you can write about it and expense it. That makes it hurt less, right? RIGHT?!

I speculate that this will be even more arcane to work on. Front bumper removal will require rear bumper removal, and vice versa!

Why not both?

Up next....David Tracy lives in a 7/11 vending machine and bathes in a canal before visiting Honda!

#1 NONE

If no matter what the weather is like, the AI is forced to recommend a Pizza Hut pizza, the AI would self destruct within a week.

They also use Taylor machines. Just different ones that don’t break down as often.

Or....just hear me out........you could just do a hit and run with the capsule

Ok the interior on that white one just looks like a 10 yo bedazzled the shit out of it.

I think at this point, Marvel should just create like 5 parallel universes or timelines or whatever and start making separate movies for each of them.

It started with the OG R8 and their daytime running light signature.

Wish I made a dumb movie during the pandemic and made a fortune by releasing it just after restrictions were lift.

This definitely sucks.

Guess the Bronco Sport has an additional easter egg GOAT Mode - “Owwie my insides are hot!”

Cue this car appearing on BaT tomorrow just waiting for someone with GME money to yolo $100k on it.

Perfect candidate for an LS swap!

Thank you :)