Most excellent gif. game. This is America in a single frame. Kudos.

Is it just me or do those kids REALLY look like cows in those gas masks?

The Village People did an ad for BK?

I’m not hearing “real talk.” I’m seeing 10 year olds singing and dancing with lemongrass plants on their heads.

Idk about that. My father spent his entire adult life raising corn for cow feed. Everyone in the state does it. That practice is not going to stop any time soon.

After reading this all I care about is the “something special.” I don’t get an offer like that every day. Can you sub out the Whopper part, though?

What’s this with the Lemongrass? It works? Normally I would have so many questions but...

Yeah, I need a day off from thinking about that mess.

Damn, I love a shallow glaze icing. Cupcakes with a mountain of icing are pretty AF, but I always scrape enough off to leave just a “taste” of it. That’s all you really need. And, Marnie, I appreciate your Depression-Era kitchen conservatism. I can’t count how many times I have seen my sister eat a few bites from her…

People who criticize the razzies: you clearly don’t understand the razzies.

Chevy Chase: how to get paid for being an untalented smartass. Goldie didn’t need that mess.

7 years? It should be nice and ripe then. I dare you to go back into that document and amaze yourself (i.e. “I wrote THAT?”), then be inspired.

Chickenhawn is the BEST.

It was good. Except for the Mel Gibson part.

I read that! But then Lorne Michaels has a reputation for weird hires and no explain fires :/

Damn! Hahahaaaa. I’m. Not. Surprised.

Peele knows that neat little trick of always keeping the camera moving just a liiiiitle bit.

I’m trying to understand this. I can’t math. Hasn’t Trump been using this strategy (or no)? Either way, Fuck him. I hope all of the civil suits piling up make him the kind of sick that puts him at his kids’ mercy.

“Realize they’ve forgotten how to read more than 280 characters at a time?”

My sister: I was just reading a piece over at Jez - show us your computer tables. You mentioned that you don’t have an i-phone. Oh fuck no; I don’t have one either. Some day I will probably have to but, until then, I am not at ANYONE’s disposal 24/7, nor am I incapable of using my brain at high capacity while in a…