Seriously? Do they test people who live in public housing because that would be some expensive discrimination. What am I thinking: of course they would spend the money to do that.

Same in Illinois. Cannabis veterans are NOT going to give up their personal suppliers. The tax is outrageous. But I know of a couple street dealers who are charging WAY more from first-time buyers because they know they can (it’s either them or the dispensary and a lot of people don’t want to be seen going in. And I…

I think the pictures are good! The Takeout team has pretty good photo game, imo. I admit, the dip in the header pic looks a bit strange, especially those dark bits around the edges that look like mold. I’m feeling it anyway.

My favorite Ice Cube & co. joint.

The Cello Guys are the true bad asses here.

Love ice cream. Love ketchup. 20 years ago I introduced the notion of this combo to some of my colleagues while we were enjoying our favorite pub. They indulged me but were clearly grossed out. So I made a small sample for myself and put it to the test. Tomatoes and dairy are not enemies (cream of tomato soup, etc).…

I enjoy this series. I’m not a “team” kind of person and I really don’t gaf about celebrities. This feature lets me step outside of my own personality for a few minutes.

This is only the second time I have heard the name “Jenny Slate” so I had no frame of reference. I spent some time Googling. She’s a comedian, yeah? Controversy about voicing a Black character? Idk: I love the work that comedians do, but I would never let one babysit my kid (if I had one). I’m going to go back to not…

Oh god hell yes thank you.

Ugh! That tik tok is madness. Why would I make hot Oreo slop and try to control the rate at which I spoon it into my face when I can savor each cookie individually? Even I know many of the sacred Oreo-eating rituals. So many of our pleasurable rituals are out of reach right now.

I have always read that eating spicy and hot foods in hot climates make the body more comfortable? My stomach doesn’t like heavy spices so my ability to test this claim is very limited.

That does look delicious. Congrats. And that black outfit is also very fine.

I have only one recipe and it turns out divine every time. I think I just got lucky.

I cannot believe I have made something one of y’all have not. Oooo, I’m dancin’. FUCK, I think I just broke my toe. Ok, gotta go to Priority Care tomorrow.

The amazingly lowered volume of cars on our streets right now is offset by the horrifically high incidences of rode rage I’m seeing. People gotta be assholes everywhere.

This is interesting. The local customers you are serving now are new. I wonder where they have been eating out all of these years and why they aren’t going there now (with their bad behavior).

Haha! If you click on the left photo, that does NOT look like Spicy. Looks like the box was delivered on a Monday then someone thought to mow the grass later for the ‘Hero Shot.’ Either way, he’s too cheap to fertilize the grass at the vacay house.

It looks like it’s made of PLASTIC. I don’t like ‘high concept’ stuff. I’ll come come over when YOUR dad is grilling.

“It’s the only way she can eat fajitas.” This is how one talks about a medical condition or some kind of disability. I am Not Moved.

I like the way this writer describes the photo; especially the part about its “composition” lol.