Goodness, so offended by a personal POV? You might want to avoid today’s newsfeeds:/

All of these people getting shot and yet Trump is still making speeches - in public:/

Yes. Cheese on my donut, thx.

The first day of the new year I stepped out to find that my car had been shit-bombed by a flock of crows. I couldn’t even see through the windshield. The car next to mine had a few spots. god hates me, and a little Windex would solve this problem. Seriously though - people who vandalize cars should have the shit…

I spent two weeks at a meditation retreat (no talking!). The one thing that kept interrupting my progress? Hunger (no meals after 1 p.m.)

From what I’ve read, this stuff isn’t any ‘healthier’ and it’s cooked on the same surface where meat has roamed. There’s a difference between “ingenuity” and just “new.” I haven’t eaten a burger since I was 17, and even though I have been a vegetarian most of my life, I remember that quarter pounder VERY fondly. Go to…

This is the only answer, yes.

Just like any product review on Amazon. I would happily take money to write phony reviews all day.

I’m still grieving over the loss of our one remaining Denny’s, so...

His legs are so amored-up. Why don’t they put some kind of serious protection over their nethers?

Oh, I feel you. I have only had ONE new car - purchased in 2003. Yes, it’s a Kia (hey, Koreans can make cars!). The ten year warranty sold me. And my car doesn’t even have 37k miles yet because that’s just how dangerous driving is here I make my dude drive me everywhere god help me if he ever expires because the…

“Its influence probably won’t reach the highest level yet,...”

Oh god, just stop. 

Ugh, why even argue with this half-wit? Generalizations are all he knows, and he takes the prize for virtue-signaling across these sites. Also:

I won’t mention where I live, but I don’t know why anyone would get into selling cars here when REPAIRING them must be Midas’s golden dream.

I, for one, want your stories. Are you into non-profit commenting?

So, you don’t have to stick to cars?

Oh fuck yeah. You just know that when it comes it’s likely going to kill thousands. And, of course, it’s really only 57 degrees for, like, 10 minutes:/

Bravo.

This is crazy, and clearly the end is nigh. First World problems yo. Starving people (in Chicago and everywhere else) don’t care how it’s cut.