Yeah. I caught shit for pointing that out, but it might as well be the freaking TITLE of the ad. I just came from West Africa. Now I am here - at your American Safe House - because I NEED A COFFEE Fix. The West African Coffee Mafia is close behind. Lock the door! (and btw - where is your husband;)

I have never believed this. The ‘creme filling’ is garbage (yet somehow complements the choco). Nor have I seen anyone do this. Anyone willing to bust up a chocolate biscuit like that doesn’t deserve their ‘cookies’.

This explains it, pretty much yeah.

Ditto. Dude just wants a cuppa.

“Of course, as we noted earlier, one-third of the world already eats insects on a daily basis;...”

Yeah, this guy works on a coffee farm for pennies but can’t get a taste, lol. I know what you are referring to. Is White Dude an activist? Has he been denying himself coffee for political reasons?

Hahahahaaa! There is nothing subtle about this one. Except the product should a Fidgesicle, not a Oreo.

Sorry. I couldn’t get past “It’s a long way from West Africa. Ah, Caahhffee.”

10,733 days. Is this an anniversary? Happy ANY Anniversary!

YES! The sweetness can be so amazing when combined with savory/hot spices. Thanks!

Ooooo. Now I’m trying to figure out how to make a Pumpkin Crust!!

Awesome. Thanks for deats. lol :D

I just gained 2 lbs reading this and I LOVE IT!

When I was 11 I was invited to a slumber party. The next morning we did a group photo. I was somewhere in the middle. Without any warning, the family’s German Shepard strolled over then snapped hard at my face. Could have taken my eye out or worse. Yeah, it was my fault for sitting there, minding my own business. Some…

He certainly is swole. But is he doing this for a part? If so, it must be for ‘The Villain’ because he looks scary and unapproachable. I’d like to say “Hey, SMILE more, sweetie!”

As in an ‘accidental’ drowning?

I would not be able to eat Maggot Cheese. Not only is it full of maggots but, traditionally, on does not eat it unless the maggots are still moving D: D:

Sorry. You are correct. He is a chicken man, for sure.

Gotta agree. He has a tantilyzing physical presence, but - yeah - “watery” over-all. He just sounds like any other white boy whose background vocals might or might not be 1 Direction.

I’m too lazy to Google. Was he the lead in the movie? I’ll check it out if he has a substantial enough presence in it.