There’s some truth about recruiting the first NASA capsule occupants from the daredevil industry. So that’s pretty nuts.

Damn, I’m happy as hell Komarov got this one.

Damn, this kid could not be any more white. The goddamn reverse of Spinal Tap’s None More Black.

It was a training flight.

Soyuz 1. Vladimir Komarov was the primary pilot to take up a barely tested and, unfortunately, severely flawed capsule.

Is anyone else suspicious that this is a dealership doing this?

This is one of my three all-time favorite cars, and I believe this particular specimen should be deposited in the Marianas Trench.

What have you done to try and make the environment better?

Haha man.

Man, truly they don’t think they be like it is, but it do.

I wasn’t, and I was worried I would come off that way, but couldn’t come up with a better way of saying it without sounding like I was.

Yep, right now is a good time to be an American.

Jesus Christos who hired Dusty Baker again?

This is the internet. Of course someone is going to call you an incompetent moron, but simply because you decided to post on the internet.

I was just thinking about how we haven’t heard from her in a while, and well, there she is.

Not many people know this man. They need to. He’s going to be the reason we fully inhabit our solar system.

God no.

*You’re

I just pissed myself a bit.