This is so bonkers that I must have it.

Nah, I have. While I prefer American micros in many cases, I’ll never really knock Canadians. Canada definitely has the better macrobrews, which to me is the quintessential dad beer.

You have so much sand in your vagina that they had to close all of the beaches on the East Coast because there were no more beaches on the East Coast.

I kind of figure that Canada is a country run by dad. Good coffee, better hockey, the beer’s decent but plentiful.

The one reason I can think of, is that the developer doesn’t provide any sort of demo, the developer is being stingy with who reviews it, the developer is a noted shitheel who puts out broken games consistently, the developer has a track record of broken promises.

My wife had a female doctor deliver both times. I’m of the opinion that I want someone competent. My wife wants a female doctor for her own comfort. We got lucky and found two of the most competent doctors in our fair city.

To celebrate his life, the Reds bullpen is going to set fire to everything when they visit next.

I’d try to hoon it, at the very least.

“Il est temps de faire français!”

I completely approve.

God this is my favorite car because it’s so stupidly awesome, as well as the whole being from Cincinnati thing.

“Perform a legal U turn”

I’ve heard the thing about Down Periscope, but the other one I heard about being on a sub is the movie Dark Star.

Wait until he announces a Reds game!

Someone needs to send out a two-fold flyer on this; one part including the dangers of overdoing it, and the other part about how crazy stupid people who disliked the ruling are going to act.

It would also be faster in an F-15.

Well, there it is; the craziest shit I’ll read all week.

Still my all-time favorite Super Bowl commercial. Probably because my job at the time sucked.

As a person who considers himself neutral on both of them (Pistons fan=my attitude on Jordan, lukewarm on James), I think this might end up being the argument for James being considered better than Jordan, in that it could be said that he had to make all of his best shots from a disadvantage vis-a-vis Jordan.