Pro: Less mechanical complexity. Far, far less.

You are now intrigued.

Or someone creates a football version of the Canadian Hockey League.

This is depressing, but I'm going to make it all better by remembering that he's still really here; I've got a good archive of their shows built up.

I have two short ones, one weird and one fairly cool.

International symbol for "run away!"

I think there's something wrong with my brain but WANT.

So, someone from the Gulf purchases these shares and, eventually, the rest of the shares. How hilariously fucked up does Ferrari become?

Gordie Howe may have suffered a stroke, but the stroke probably suffered worse.

This is just the thing; Red Dawn is a movie I'll show my daughters not as a paean to the conservative 2nd amendment struggle, but as a "kids had to live like this elsewhere in the world" story.

I lost it at

If you ask Kentucky fans, that is. Half is in Ohio, and another half in Indiana.

You accused the previous poster about liking touchy-feely racing instead of NASCAR after he basically railed against using cars for violence and intimidation.

It actually is precisely what you said.

So you're fine with using your car as a weapon and possibly a driver getting killed? Let me guess, you watch racing for the crashes, don't you?

I know I always say it. It almost feels cliche that I would say it. But from the bottom of my heart, with all of the fiber of my being, and for all of the oppressed people in countries that have hosted a race under his tenure, I can only say;

That is quite possibly the biggest jump of illogic I have ever seen. I'd like you to go get an MRI, because I fear you may have a tumor.

I just read it again, and it looks like english. There aren't any French words, and my French is terrible. At this point I'm not sure how you came the conclusion that you helpfully bolded (HOW DID MY TEXT TURN ITALIC!? HALP!)

So, a virus with a 50% +/- mortality rate has demonstrably made the jump to the US, and someone makes a joke about having come from Africa after sneezing. Yep, that sounds manufactured.