I work in marketing at a corporate law firm. They pay me to write shit like this. You laugh, but my posts this morning were written on a keyboard soaked with tears.

Thread Of The Day.

It will be a synergy of heritage and artisanal, while remaining holistic in its ethos. We don’t sunset legacies here.

When I did a blue sky on my original post, my messaging was maybe too high level, going for the low-hanging fruit. Rather than table this or take it offline, maybe we can touch base and I can circle back. Perhaps an impactful pivot to something more granular can earn your buy-in. It’s mission critical to my personal…

-10 points - failed to utilize ‘stakeholders’...

Now you’re thinking outside the box. 

Whoa there, you forgot to shift your paradigm a little to the left.

I’m going to leverage your thought leadership when we ideate our next ecosystem disruption. I think a deep dive initiative will help unpack the core competencies needed to move the needle on our deliverables. Hopefully, it will incentivize engagement among key players. I’m out of pocket right now, so I can’t drill…