Sounds like these greedy actors should just fuck allll of the way off then and try applying their talents to other areas. Tom Cruise would make a great used car salesperson for example.

Actors/Actresses getting paid off the success of the film is a risk they CHOOSE to take. I’m not going to shed a single tear about…

Don’t forget about the alphabet/shortened soup internally on some teams! lol
“Hey! I just checked in with the PM and we need to do a 180 on the TFS BB stats so we can hit the 90/10 metric for our KPI checkins otherwise ops is going to RMA the lab (to make sure the ROI is 10% sub pre-pay budget). I’ll be OOF until Tues…

I don’t know, deep dive could be used in SCUBA perhaps? Circle Back if you’re leading a caravan of some sort? Take it offline? Not a gamer eh? lol

The ones that get me are “synergy” and its various permutations like “synergistic” then you have everyone throwing around “disrupt”. Come on now “chad”, it’s a freakin’…

Hahaha! “Sunsetting” always cracks me up. You’re going out back and capping the project in the head like Old Yeller, no need to mince words. lol

Frighteningly enough, I have been on the receiving end of mind vomit like that and completely understood what they were attempting to actually communicate.

“Hey, I need to pick your brain because we need ideas and I want something impressive that folks will be interested in. I’m kind of tied up ATM but I’ll get back…

I went in August just before the STE closed down and, no joke, rode the Klingon Experience ride with Chris Pine (who I didn’t recognize) and Zachary Quinto! Quinto was sitting next to a little girl who said “Whoa” after it was over and he was chatting with her for a moment about how it was a little scary and how much…

None could bear survival’s terrible price.

“Jupiter sounds pleasant for our vacation...”

Nothingness. “Where’d all the stars go?”

Hey, so what? You actually finished a unique piece of fiction which is more than most can say and I’m looking forward to reading it. Thanks for sharing!

PS, the tag line sounds like something Christopher Moore would come up with so I’m already intrigued. ;)