Omg our kids should be friends. My daughter pretends to be a Cat Princess, a Cat Doctor, and a Cat Mommy regularly. She also prentends to be a Her-nameasusacorn! (That’s part her, part Pegasus, part unicorn if that was unclear.)

I don’t get it at all. I voted for Bernie in my state’s primary, but it makes literally no sense to sit this one out. She might not be as progressive as I’d like, but at least she won’t be sending us backwards. And we can keep pressure on her throughout her presidency to come through with her campaign promises. But…

How is it even possible to hate all variety of Cheetos?

It’s so sad the poor string can’t get served, and meanwhile:

This writer wrote about his experience as a journalist in Mexico. He writes about the atrocities committed by the cartels, but more importantly reminds us that when we buy from these people, we are complicit in the atrocities. Please read this. http://www.slate.com/articles/healt…

While I’m sure the wife and mother loved them both and had no part in planning their killings, I do suspect her of involvement with criminal elements that led to these executions. Mexico is a weird place to be “recovering from surgery” when you could do it in the States.

This was a networking party meant to promote socializing on Microsoft’s dime. Any kind of sexualized dancers makes zero sense.

It isn’t the fucking movies. It’s more than just a happy coincidence that “center mass” is where a bunch of vital organs are.

It’s... weird to me now.

I'm glad they got him; the fact that he could remain at large for so long gives me the crepes.

It would have been waffle if he got away for good.

Can’t find a good dick wag/wave gif to put in here...F*cking Google.

Rogers Comminications is more commonly referred to as just Rogers, although Ted Rogers is commonly referred to as Ted Fuckface Rogers.

This is just the best thing, and exactly what I would expect him to do!

But did you quit smoking?

I met him once and he was as delightful IRL as he is on TV. I hope he is well :(

my beautiful carrots