An open letter to Jocelyn, from someone whose been there:

That line from Whitt about not having any economic means through which the city can be forced into equality is such a weird exercise in shooting oneself in the foot. Sure, you’re not being leveraged into making this change now, but your children are leaving. Generally speaking, educated and talented folks don’t want…

what? no.

He was hoping for “heroes” or “God-Kings of the Undying Lands.”

That’s enough internet for today.

Maybe MAYBE it’s possible that you’re having drunk sex with your girlfriend and while your going at it normally on one of the thrusts your dick comes out and then hit her butt but you don’t know cuz you’re just chugging along and shit now she’s crying and ok it’s honey I’m sorry I didn’t mean to I didn’t even know I…

Hey dude, this is not the time to make Hip jokes. Especially not considering we’re also responsible for Nickelback.

What I’m trying to say is, let us suffer in peace, Canada, and kindly fuck off.

I haven’t seen fanatics trade so many killer punches since Jonestown, 1978.

When you live on a magical island, you can afford to be twee.

My vote is for the scrote.

Omg our kids should be friends. My daughter pretends to be a Cat Princess, a Cat Doctor, and a Cat Mommy regularly. She also prentends to be a Her-nameasusacorn! (That’s part her, part Pegasus, part unicorn if that was unclear.)

I don’t get it at all. I voted for Bernie in my state’s primary, but it makes literally no sense to sit this one out. She might not be as progressive as I’d like, but at least she won’t be sending us backwards. And we can keep pressure on her throughout her presidency to come through with her campaign promises. But…

How is it even possible to hate all variety of Cheetos?

This writer wrote about his experience as a journalist in Mexico. He writes about the atrocities committed by the cartels, but more importantly reminds us that when we buy from these people, we are complicit in the atrocities. Please read this. http://www.slate.com/articles/healt…

While I’m sure the wife and mother loved them both and had no part in planning their killings, I do suspect her of involvement with criminal elements that led to these executions. Mexico is a weird place to be “recovering from surgery” when you could do it in the States.

Can’t find a good dick wag/wave gif to put in here...F*cking Google.

my beautiful carrots