An open letter to Jocelyn, from someone whose been there:

That line from Whitt about not having any economic means through which the city can be forced into equality is such a weird exercise in shooting oneself in the foot. Sure, you’re not being leveraged into making this change now, but your children are leaving. Generally speaking, educated and talented folks don’t want…

The accounts of gang rapes from the girls who immigrated away from the island is enough evidence.

I was on the 1998 Annapurna south face expedition and we didn’t summit, avalanche and weather. I think it was El Nino or something throwing off projections. There are several grave stones people have returned with. I found random gear here and there as well. I am pretty over the big peaks, I don’t feel the need to…

So you’re trans-weathered? Feeling persecuted?

Well at least you know you can get internet access there. That makes it look a whole lot more appealing. Not for kiddie porn of course.

Spring Forward on Friday, Fall Back on Sunday night/Monday morning. Easy.

On the topic of Pitcairn, the neighbours ARE assholes. It’s an island of child abusers. More than half of the males living on the island are convicted sex offenders. But yeah, looks nice.

I like to dream of moving all my friends down there and running the pederasses off the island with pitchforks - and then starting a…

Just make sure you don’t take a plot of land in Poyais.

Instead of springing forward at 2 AM on a Sunday, we should do it at 4 PM on a Friday.

what? no.

He was hoping for “heroes” or “God-Kings of the Undying Lands.”

That’s enough internet for today.

Maybe MAYBE it’s possible that you’re having drunk sex with your girlfriend and while your going at it normally on one of the thrusts your dick comes out and then hit her butt but you don’t know cuz you’re just chugging along and shit now she’s crying and ok it’s honey I’m sorry I didn’t mean to I didn’t even know I…

Hey dude, this is not the time to make Hip jokes. Especially not considering we’re also responsible for Nickelback.

What I’m trying to say is, let us suffer in peace, Canada, and kindly fuck off.

I haven’t seen fanatics trade so many killer punches since Jonestown, 1978.

When you live on a magical island, you can afford to be twee.

My vote is for the scrote.

But that’s the one world that isn’t ours. We’re not allowed to land there.