“No charges were laid. But a series of visits from British police eventually led to a local Pitcairn girl divulging that she had been raped at age 10. By April of 2000, in an investigation dubbed “Operation Unique,” officers began canvassing every woman and girl who had lived on Pitcairn since 1960, including…

Yeah, I agree they certainly have had a different upbringing than you or I. ‘It’s the Polynesian way’ defense is used frequently by some defending Pitcairners, but I kinda believe in that their moral compass thing probably tipped them off that they were crossing a line and they just rationalize it. That sort of age…

On the topic of Pitcairn, the neighbours ARE assholes. It’s an island of child abusers. More than half of the males living on the island are convicted sex offenders. But yeah, looks nice.

I like to dream of moving all my friends down there and running the pederasses off the island with pitchforks - and then starting a…

I did not, although I switched to a brand with no additives!

Haha, not immediately, but what can I say, we were not compatible in the end and Mr Simmons was very clearly right about that. He did seem unflinchingly sure of himself though. Clearly he is an oracle.

Rogers Comminications is more commonly referred to as just Rogers, although Ted Rogers is commonly referred to as Ted Fuckface Rogers.

Ohhh cud, sorry, it was a couple years ago and the name of the shop escapes me. For some reason I had thought that it was on Sunset but its very possible that I just didn’t know what street I was on ;)

Me and an ex met him in an antique shop in LA and he insisted on buying us each whatever we wanted in the store then showed me the costumes he teaches classes in. I think he gets a real kick out of meeting and helping people. Glad your son had the pleasure ;)

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True story. It was either late 2013 or early 2014 and I was visiting some friends in LA and ran into Mr Simmons and his Brazalian Mr Oliveira in an antique shop. I was admiring a tie when and speaking out loud to no one in particular, “I like this tie”, “I’m gonna come back for this tie”, and “I really like that tie”…