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I think the main reason there’s a fancy word for something is because some doctor at some point found it unusual. For example, a ‘leg fetish’ has a special word called “crurophilia” despite being a pretty standard thing to find sexy in American culture for years (check out how many media things for years focused on a

That depends though- what is “sexual” has varied a lot between cultures and time periods. It used to be that seeing an ankle was sexual- and in many cultures seeing uncovered women’s hair can be considered very sexy and taboo. Some people consider seeing a woman breastfeeding to be sexual whereas other cultures

You are technically correct, which is absolutely the best kind of correct.

i have a naked lady fetish.

Depends upon whether you’re talking academic or colloquial kinks. Lay people aren’t going to start using terms in technically accurate ways, so it’s important to keep in mind what kind of conversation you’re in.

If it’s half as good as Warrior it will be worth watching.

The previews for this looked terrible but O’Connor knows his shit. Just rewatched Miracle the other day and it’s a damn good inspirational sports flick, Russell in particular is great. And Warrior is Dude Melodrama at its finest.

Oh no! I was getting something from under my bed and now I am stuck! And the parents aren’t home!

Rough oral, cast fetish, erotic mummification... is this what the kids are into these days? Jesus, whatever happened to good ol’ fashioned incest play?

It really does show how small a world this is, doesn’t it? I mean, who among us can’t relate to being a regular ol’ ivy league graduate and editor for the most famous newspaper in the world, with a dating history full of banal chumps like the CEO of major tech organization? And then to find out your multi-millionaire

It seems like I get more and more offended every time I watch it.

Dear Savage Nobody,  I want to end my relationship but I don’t want to give my partner the idea that I’m a good guy who got away.  So my plan is to knock them out and drive them to the middle of the desert where I will leave them their naked with a bottle of water.  I then plan to burn my identity and move out of

ASS just needs to hang in there. Things are likely to get better. Virgin til 22.5 yrs here. Thought first time sex would solve everything. It didn’t. Had sex once more btwn then and 29. Then everything changed. I’ve since had 30 years of enjoyable romance and sex with a half dozen women. What happened btwn 23 and

Have to agree, what I saw in that guy’s video was way more interesting and brain-breaking than the clunky copy/paste shenanigans in the F-Stop piece.

The closing number, “Bees (Not The) brings down the house.

My girlfriend is a wonderful woman. She’s smart, kind, hard working, and gives generously to her community. But she is also one of the approximately 5 people on this planet who are actually excited for this film, and for the life of me I cannot understand why or how someone so seemingly rational could feel that way.

Okay my takes

“You’re not authorized in this area!” (pew pew)

It’s also the DOOM clone that ended up being leaps ahead of DOOM. 

“which included prowling on their knees, nuzzling each other, smelling each other and rolling around.”