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I’m not really interested in seeing an emotionally-fragile teenager work out his daddy issues through violent outbursts... but enough about the NHL, what’s this Evangelion thing?

lol’d at the skill-tree categories of “Acting,” “Producing,” and “Stealth”

A person can be both a victim and an asshole.  I don’t know whether that applies to this particular person, but those are not mutually exclusive.

System seller is Horizon Zero Dawn Forbidden West. I was on the fence of Xbox vs Playstation this gen, having never owned a current gen playstion, only past gen, Between the Ps4 back catalog, the Playstation plus collection, and having played Horizon Zero Dawn on the PC, I was sold, I wanted to play Forbidden West at

I don’t think LW#1 should write her ex a letter. Sure, it might feel good to give him a piece of her mind, and I guess there’s a non-zero chance that it will make him feel badly about how he treated her. But by and large, terrible exes don’t just morph into thoughtful people a year (and one new boyfriend) later. If

My grandfather had a “toothbrush” mustache. He grew it some time in the 1920s and then Hitler became a thing. My grandfather’s stance was that “it was his first”, he refused to change it, and had that thing until the day he died in 1995.

This sort of content is so gross to me. It’s clearly aimed at kids (look how EXCITED these adult men are about a fucking balloon!), but over the course of a 16-minute video, there are SIX ads, not counting the shoutout to Audible for sponsoring the whole thing at the beginning.

I’m sorry, but this opinion is clearly ridiculous. If people just go around privately supporting each other through trauma or apologising to each other for transgressions, just how am I, a bystander, completely unrelated to and uninvolved in the events in question, supposed to judge whether they are doing it

That was my first thought. My second thought was the building. Most likely has steel beams as a frame. And since the frame can’t move, the truck would be pulled right to the building and be destroyed.

I like that turn of phrase. This dude doesn’t frame anything through the lens of her wellbeing (if this was rape) or his own hurt (if this was consensual). Instead the letter focuses on his control over the situation, which includes diagnosing her with “trauma" and pressuring her to file a police report even as he

Yeah.  I feel like it’s a very generous reading to assume your girlfriend was actually drunk all weekend and raped (and that could be the case!), but it is a VERY DICK MOVE to ever try to force someone you believe to be a victim into reporting the crime, particularly as some sort of  . .  idk, fidelity test?  This

She bluffed and he called it in the most dickful way possible.

With only the letter to go by and no word from L2 Girlfriend herself on what actually happened, it’s entirely possible that she happened to find herself in the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong individual who forced her to spend two days getting drunk and having non-consensual sex with him. But it kinda

The Skateboarder stands again, his body aches with the pain of a thousand falls. His body says “stop” but he says “NO”! He begins to roll on his wheeled board. She is a harsh mistress who brokers no compromise. She does not allow mistakes and she punishes them with pain.  But she is but one of the many bitches that

I think you missed the point of the Big Short. The guys who shorted the real estate market thought they’d provoke a rational market response, with the people who were buying the bundled toxic real estate debt realizing (as the short-sellers had) that the market was overvalued, and revising their valuations

I lived down in Mexico for almost ten years, while the cartel wars were raging all around us in Baja. It’s so pervasive. Pretty much everyone you meet has at least one friend or relative who just disappeared one day and never came home.

Maybe the real tasered balls were the friends we made along the way?

The only time this dumb ass panel has even been justified:

My mother’s gradually disappearing into dementia. As good as this film treatment might be, I’m not looking for opportunities to re-live the experience in my leisure time.

I never want to read the phrase “made love to my penis” ever again.